Has a birthday Hat. His name is Birthday. It’s his birthday today. It’s his birthday everyday. “It’s my Birthday” - Birthday
This poor girl had her kingdom stolen from her by a cat. It was a pretty humiliating experience. Before, she was a wide-eyed kid filled with love for the world. Now she’s so filled with REVENGE that it turned her hair bright red.
Probably has the best odds of winning “Last Hat Standing” on Hat TV. She’s nimble, stylish, and has a black belt in taikwon-jitsu.
This high flying yeti just woke up from hibernation. Strange … he’s not in his bed. Ah well. He doesn’t ask questions he just rolls with it.
He's absolutely not hiding male pattern baldness under his Hat. “NO I’M NOT OVERCOMPENSATING OKAY!?” Okay. Okay. Geez this guy needs to calm down.
Wait what? Who’s this. What happened to birthday? Usually you don’t survive after your hat is crushed
Feels no remorse. and why should he? He’s running a profitable business. Kidnapping characters is hard work you know.
This Washing Machine is TIRED of being yelled at and TIRED of doing Fatcat’s laundry.